Monday, March 30.
I’ve met a girl today, took her number, and got stunned – the first digits of her number were 24848! It is the code of Bosson’s “One in a Million” song on karaoke-database “Evolution”! Made my day. Had a look at the phone number again and skipped a breath. Not one. It ended with 66016. The Police – Every Breath You Take. I breathed out. Okay, it’s a karaoke club as it is. I can almost hear “I’m sexy and I know it”. Girls, wait for me!
Wednesday, April 1.
I decided to prank my friend: invited him to karaoke, and changed the voice settings. Now looking forward to his reaction. He seems to ignore the fact he is singing “Wind of Change” one tone down. I think I should reconsider calling him a friend.
Friday, April 3.
The greatest thing about karaoke – nobody gives a damn on how you look like. You go up to the stage and sing something from the early “The Beatles”, and someone from the audience shouts out: “Go ahead the bold head!”
Saturday, April 4.
You might have no reputation in the music academy, but in karaoke, even Bon Jovi would be impressed with your “It’s My Life” performance. Have no idea why he is a star if I sing it better.
Sunday, April 5.
Was singing a karaoke version of Celine Dion’s greatest hits. Someone from next door started knocking on the wall. Dunno, maybe they started some redecoration. Had a thought singing could cheer the neighbors up and added some volume. And I was right – they started knocking louder.
Monday, April 6.
Yet again, I realized I’m signing the news ticker. I’m okay with signing weather forecast or horoscope…. but the international affairs? I need to find that TV channel’s phone number and ask them to improve their playlist – they don’t stand a chance to win the audience with lyrics like that.
Wednesday, April 8.
In good faith, I devoted my latest song to those people next door. Guess what they did? They placed an ad on selling a karaoke system and put my address there. Perhaps, they are just not big on “Black Sabbath”? Will try Rammstein later today.
Friday, April 10.
I saw the guy from next door going home with a rifle. I think I’d better stay away from karaoke today.
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