November 2020 may turn out unfavourable for everyone but following the planets’ advice is going to help you not to be black-listed at karaoke-clubs, to find all your favourite songs in a catalogue and to score first as a duo in a tournament.
Stubbornness is bliss. So don’t ask an Aries why they’re singing Eagle’s “Hotel California” for the fifth time in a row. They may not know the answer either. Arians are like samurai: there is nothing but your way. Just try not to get in this way between Arians and a microphone in November.
Taureans are only slightly less stubborn than Arians but they easily surpass all the other Zodiac signs in their hoarding tendencies. Singing all Spears’ earlier hits? You bet! It doesn’t really matter that the Taurus doesn’t actually like Spears. What does matter is a check on their mental to-do list.
Gemini will have a hard time keeping balance between their actions and desires in November. Their heart will yearn for the Bohemian rhapsody, and their head will actually order Jepsen’s “Call me maybe” over and over again.
Cancerians will finally work up the courage to get out of their comfort zone — for instance, they will give a real stage a shot instead of online-karaoke. You just have not to scare them off and choose the time for a karaoke-club visit wisely: there should be just a few people in the audience.
As we all well know, Leos love themselves only, and this November will be the best time to show it as much love as possible. Get ready for numerous genuine confessions at a karaoke. Choose karaoke-clubs with VIP-rooms so that two Leos wouldn’t get locked in a clash with each other.
Virgos are best to stay at home and sing with a home karaoke-system. On top of already being scrupulous and finickity as a Zodiac sign, a Virgo will get absolutely unbearable at a karaoke-club. Everybody can catch it, including a slow sound engineer and even squeaky floor.
Once again Libras will try to know-it-all and once again will be really surprised about their friends arranging their meeting at one club but going to another. Maybe Libras should — just this once — not bother explaining how “reverb” is different from “delay” and what song is the best to start with not to lose one’s voice.
New reckless ventures and music discoveries will await Scorpios in November making them happy like children. Unlike children, though, they will indeed go on trying to have everyone around under control, so that no one would get in their way of enjoying karaoke.
Capricorns will have a hard month. They will have to prove that they are the best: best singers, most beautiful, talented and charming stars on the karaoke-stage — all month long! That’s no laughing matter. They’ll do well being wary of Leos and Scorpios who surely have a different view on that point.
Aquarians will have a romantic shift in their repertoire. French chanson and Leonard Cohen are quite possible. And above all you should avoid musical swings to 50 cent and Snoop Dog with interjections about a rough life in “ghettos”.
November might easily make Pisces really depressed because they will suddenly discover that the Black Sabbath disbanded, yet again. Never did Pisces expect such a shock, despite the news being quite old.
Take care, watch the stars and sing karaoke!
The accurate karaoke-horoscope for Zodiac signs. Find out who is a good company to have fun and enjoy your time at a karaoke-club and who is going to sing out of tune and get on your nerves.