ЧWhat does the Year of Ox have in store for you? What can we expect from the most persistent and hard-working sign? Read more in the karaoke horoscope 2021.
The new year, new opportunities, new headlights. If in 2020, Aries never found anyone who could even get close to him or her in the perfect vocal, in 2021, the situation…is not gonna change. People born under this sign, are still the best singers of reggae, country, rock, pop, and underground. They are excellent dancers and know better than Freddie Mercury how to sing “Bohemian Rhapsody”.
There may be problems at work, as Aries is not born to be a pen-pusher at the office. However, if you dare Aries to move the mountains by Friday, on Thursday already he or she will have stood in front of your door with a delivery notice for Mount Everest.
Nobody has a clue how he does that, but if there is a slightest chance to get into some adventures, Aries will never miss it. It will come at a cost for everyone else around, as usually. But instead of saying thank you, Aries will be quite straightforward suggesting their opinion about these people.
The best thing you can do for Taurus in 2021 is to buy a karaoke system to sing at home. It will be better if he or she does it alone, as if Aries has that one competitor for the title “Mr Funkiller”, then it is Taurus. Any activity, either singing or cleaning the floor, in the presence of other Zodiac signs turns into the demonstration of his outstanding talents.
Anyone, who doesn’t show due respect to Taurus, faces a threat to become his sworn enemy. Yet, his friends experience the same approach: if you had this luck to once become Taurus’ friend, it is forever. And it’s not clear what is better here – to be an enemy or friend with a Taurus. Anyway, you can’t run away – he will go to the end of the earth to tell you how important he is for you.
But if Taurus manages to handle his stubbornness, the Year of Ox will bring in many good things to his life. This sign doesn’t accept any half-hearted measures or compromises. If Ox goes for something, it gives 110%. If he loves – then until “death does us apart”, if he sings, it is for as long as the club managers force a microphone out of his hands.
Gemini and Ox are not good together. Laid-back, lazy chatterbox, who looks as far in the future as today’s night vs. a silent, hard-working sign – they are, to put it mildly, a poor match. Yet, even they can get on well. Perhaps.
Gemini’s chief problem is that they take everything they get in life for granted. Any activity, except couch-potato stuff, seems an aimless vanity. Rehearsals? Who cares about rehearsals? Karaoke clubs have only one purpose: for Gemini to have fun there, not to learn scales.
There is only one aim behind any Gemini actions – to wait until the others shovel aside the debris, so that he could come up on the clean site and get down to the favourite activity of his – self-admiration. Meanwhile, the Year of Ox asks for action, so Gemini will have to show their hidden side – taking off the coach.
Unlike other Zodiac signs, Cancers do care about what they do and how. Any hint on the possible fail may throw them into depression. Cancers are the only sign that can run away with tears in their eyes from the karaoke club for the only reason: a host confusing their name or song titles.
Ask Cancers to tell you how their day has been (by the way, they don’t mind doing it without a question, splashing their pain on absolute strangers), and you will be flooded by the problems and emotional swings. If Cancers’ pain could be expressed through the music, the song would be so sad that it would cast a gloom over even most die-hard bluesmen, who have seen lots of crap in this life.
It would be nice for Cancers to take things easier in 2021. The year promises to be rich in events, and it is not the best idea to take each of them to heart. Lead the Gemini example and spend a lazy weekend on a couch, with your only worries being why it’s lunchtime already, and those damn producers with a large check haven’t knocked at your door yet. Have they lost their way?
Leos divide people into two categories: those who moved around the stage before he kindly let the club have him as a guest, and those who will be moving around when Leos leave the place to make someone else happy by his personality. Karaoke clubs are even believed to exist exclusively for Leos to have the place to show off in the evening.
Leos should be worshipped – trivial recognition is not enough for them. If Leo is singing on the stage, and you have not thrown your heart down his feet, or, at least, are not fainting out of excitement, you can become his worst enemy. Leos can hate other people as much as they love themselves. They won’t stab you in the back, of course, but will make it crystal clear, and more than once, what a mediocre waste of skin you are.
The Year of Ox is going to be quite alright for Leos, however, they won’t be able to meet fully the always growing needs of the King of Animals. Leos may even have to deal with some restrictions but Leo will be Leo – he will lavishly make up for it at the expense of other Zodiac signs.
No matter what 2021 has in store for Virgos, if it violates their plans, the Year of Ox may as well pack its stuff and get back to Mummy. Virgos have everything marked in their planner, thought-through and arranged one after another according to the schedule. You may think it’s been a spontaneous decision to get together with friends and got to a karaoke club. In fact, Virgo planned this night as long as three months ago.
All Zodiac signs are just pawns on the chess desk in the game, played by a Virgo. She happily controls all the aspects of not only her life but the life of the others, too. If a Virgo suggests you to pick a song from a karaoke catalogue it’s time to worry. There is a chance that this is how she starts to fulfil her plans for improving your future. The next step may be introducing your future wife.
Still, Virgo’s planning is both her power and weakness. She won’t move a bit, even if the ground is burning under her feet. Accuracy and scrupulousness may play a cruel joke with Virgo. Yet, it may turn out that the joke was planned by a Virgo in advance.
The fickleness of Libra is well known to anyone who has ever tried to bring this changeable person to a karaoke club. If you don’t tie his hands and hustle into the trunk of your car, the karaoke will start and end with a many-hour trying-on before a mirror. Just point to what they are supposed to wear and do not give in to the loud provocations.
Libra are very capable of hijacking any party as they are never happy. Libra are poor singers and they will undoubtedly blame for that anyone but themselves. Wrong microphones, wrong acoustics, wrong light. If there is a Leo in the party, the night out may end up in the hospital. These two extremes of narcissism will sweep away anything that stands between them.
In 2021, Libra should make conscious thought-through decisions more often. For instance, to change the repertoire dramatically, enrol for the time-management or cooking classes. The Year of Ox is a perfect period to gain peace of mind. Not in everything, of course. The dilemma of choosing an outfit for a night out will still be pressing.
Scorpio may be short of anything but a strong will. If he promised to find and revenge someone for the lack of applause, he will do it. It may take him a decade, but he surely will. Then he will catch those guys again to kick them as a preventive measure.
Scorpio is the most mysterious audience of karaoke clubs. They can be sitting all night through at their tables, sipping cocktails, and staring silently at the screen with the subs. And then when it’s almost the dawn, the club is about to get closed, they sing a song. Or they can leave once they stepped into the club. Why? Nobody will ever find it out unless Scorpio, out of a sudden whim, decides to shares what was that about.
Just like Virgos, Scorpios are unhappy when something is not in line with their plan. If they sing something, it should be a song that they added to a playlist early in the morning. No amateur performance. If the club catalogue doesn’t have the songs Scorpio has chosen, he will remember that and will take revenge, for sure.
Sagittarius may compete with Taurus in killing fun and with Aries in being stubborn. They chat as much as Gemini. They sing karaoke poorly and plenty, with the following explanation of why they failed. It seems that Sagittarius comes to a karaoke club for that one reason to share his problems. He tends to speak at length and passionately about someone to whom he devotes this song.
A perfect party is the one where you forgot to invite a Sagittarius. He will spoil everything he touches. If you announce a thematic party in the 1990s style, Sagittarius will show up in the World War First-style tail-coat and will eloquently tell every guest in person what an absent-minded idiot he is.
The planets are very clear in their message to Sagittarius: in 2021, you’d better buy a home-based karaoke and rent a house in the mountains, to rehearse for several months away from the civilization. Or several years – Sagittarius are most adorable when they are away.
Capricorns do not seek emotions or spirit in karaoke – they have enough of it at home. They go specifically for the scores. Capricorns always sing toward a result. As good executive managers, they multiply the number of performances by the necessary number of scores and push for the real score for the performance to coincide with their calculations. Why? Because they want so.
On one hand, it solves an issue of a birthday present to a Capricorn. On the other hand, his slyness and thirst for profit make a Capricorn quite a grim company for the night out. However, if he’s got a chance to tease Leo, whom he sincerely despises, Capricorn will end up as quite a cynical and goon-fun sign. For anyone but Leo, of course.
The year of a hard-working white Ox is perfect for a Capricorn, who is unable to sit idle and not do something to make his dreams true. Even most risky plans have a chance to get accomplished. Everything it takes is to pursue their realization consistently and thoroughly. Or to ask a Virgo to think every detail through for you.
Aquarius being Aquarius, he will break something down on the stage. To grip a microphone with greasy fingers – Aquarius. To throw a stand to a loudspeaker – Aquarius. To push a random button on the sound control board and paralyse the work of the club for an hour – Aquarius. Aquarius are dangerous but without them, any party looks like a bingo game in a retirement home rather than a festive event.
Aquarius is, of course, widely aware of that, so half of those things he ruins consciously. It is the only sign who will be dancing on the table, smashing glasses, and teasing Leo. It is fun to hang out with an Aquarius, but it is quite expensive. He knows no limit in anything. Still, his charm is so powerful that you just cannot say no to him.
Aquarius is a talented actor, in 2021, however, he’d better stay away from simulation and focus on the family. If there is no family – just start it. Quiet celebrations at home will help a noisy Aquarius to understand much about him.
In 2021, Pisces as always will have a rough time. There will be more than enough self-criticism, but no reasonable steps to fix things. There is a reason why the symbol of this sign is two fishes swimming rounds one after the other. Karaoke performance may end up tragically, including a therapy session. Or it can get crowned with a spontaneous decision to continue the celebration at the peaks of Nepal. It is impossible to predict what is going to happen next moment in the Pisces’ head.
Whenever it is possible, Pisces should avoid karaoke battles in a bad company. That is not singing duo with Scorpio and Virgo. Pisces are easily led – they naively believe they can get away with anything. However, their strictest judges are themselves. Even when Pisces do manage to get away with things, their guilty conscience will gnaw them sooner or later.
Pisces have to settle down and quit wasting their energy on everything and anything. Do not go with the stream, move backwards. Focus on creative tasks, change your job, get a hobby if you believe what you do now does not bring you joy.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! May the stars always take your side! See you in 2021!