The accurate karaoke-horoscope for Zodiac signs. Find out who is a good company to have fun and enjoy your time at a karaoke-club and who is going to sing out of tune and get on your nerves.
♈Aries
If an Aries is ordering the third crazy song in a row, it doesn’t mean at all he or she is self-centered. This is the way to protect you from the songs Cancer or Scorpio could ask for. Have you ever heard how Cancers sing? In the 1960s, they could have been sent to the gulag for such singing. Appreciate this Aries’ quality: who else would take care of your fragile nervous system? If they’re determined to show their care, there is no escape.
♉Taurus
Yes, Taurus should be loudly presented before the performance. And ask them kindly to make everyone at the karaoke club happy with their unforgettable singing. The best solution is to go on your knees and beg. And yes, everyone is supposed to be silent, listen, and applaud till the blue in their palms. You just have to realize that Tauruses are oversensitive. Do you think it’s easy to shine their genius with you, the commoners, around?
♊Gemini
Gemini won’t sing “My way” just to please everyone. They sing what they want and what they want. This is why Geminis go to a karaoke club – not to discuss someone’s music preferences. If you disagree with this point of view, just leave. If you do agree, you may stay for a while, but then leave anyway.
♋Cancer
Cancers are poor singers, it’s true. On the other hand, they sing out of tune so sincerely that their performance is always an outburst of emotions and feelings. Don’t criticize them. Instead, give them a hug and tell them they’re amazing. Admit you love them. Who knows, maybe as soon as next Saturday they will end up on the blacklist and you will never see them at the club again. It happens to Cancers all the time.
♌Leo
You don’t have a clue how to hold a microphone for karaoke? Leos were born with a microphone in their claws! They learn how to sing even before learning how to speak. Billie Eilish, Ed Sheeran, Lady Gaga – they all record their albums, holding hope that one day a Leo will sing one of their tracks. Leos are simply the best. Just put up with it and give the way to the stage to someone who deserves being there.
♍Virgo
A Virgo doesn’t care about impressing or inspiring anyone. She or he is not here for you at all. A Virgo is in the spotlight during the day anyway. So, karaoke is the place where Virgos can unmask themselves and be themselves. Don’t bruise their feelings by recommending what to sing. Otherwise, a Virgo will instantly recall that a karaoke catalog is not just a list of songs, but also is a 1-kilo voluminous object with sharp edges.
♎Libra
Libras tend to turn their performances into shows. They always find time in their busy schedule to prepare the repertoire for the karaoke night in advance, learn the lyrics, and think through the dancing movements. They will even order a special outfit for the party to look unforgettably well. You might not be too fancy of the Libra’s theatrical performances, but let’s be honest – they’re the only ones who are going to applaud you excitedly and encore you, ignoring your mistakes and bloopers.
♏Scorpio
There are only two problems Scorpios ever face at the karaoke club: the lack of normal songs on the catalog and a bone-idle soundman. And Scorpio is going to inform the people around about it instantly. As for all other things, Scorpio is the sweetest sign who will never reveal one thing he or she is unhappy or upset about. However, later, they will tell you about it, and most likely, more than once.
♐Sagittarius
With Sagittarius, you’re going to have fun at karaoke. They don’t really care about the club, repertoire, or the quality of the sound. It’s the process itself that matters. They will be singing as long as it takes, taking rounds in the room, and with ease, getting to know every guest personally. They will invite a backing singer to their birthday party next month and explain to the manager why they’d better reject the system of taking a deposit for a booked table and switch to another business model. But if a Sagittarius is unhappy about something, he or she will immediately turn on their heels and move to the other place, leaving you alone on the stage in the middle of the pair singing.
♑Capricorn
Capricorns are tacticians. They don’t rush to order a song. Instead, a Capricorn is going to wait, process the incoming data, pursuing a wait-and-see policy. At the right moment, he or she will jump out of their ambush and produce a 100% blasting performance. Maybe even 101% Impressively, swiftly, and clearly. And who cares there are only 10 minutes left before the club is closed. Capricorns are not going to waste their vocal cords for nothing.
♒Aquarius
You can easily spot an Aquarius at the karaoke club. They are looking through the catalog half-heartedly, asking again and again if anyone minds whether they are going to sing Imagine Dragons. Then they ask when exactly they are going to sing and are turning their heads uncomprehendingly, trying to figure it out which screen they’d better read the text from. Yet, they sing soulfully and beautifully – so immaculately. Especially Imagine Dragons.
♓Pisces
Hanging out with Pisces at the karaoke club always ends up with a tragedy. For instance, you looked away to read the menu when a Pisces was signing. For the record, this song was a tribute to you and was selected for the reason as that one line was a reference to the situation when you met at school being four-graders. And if you don’t care about that, well, the Pisces will no longer care about that either You’ve got that, right? Just in case, nod your head in tune with the song and smile happily, when a Pisces is singing.
That’s all for today. Enjoy your karaoke!
